THE BAD SYMKA'ARIAN

This was a misfired attempt at an answering salvo to Venger As'Nas Satanis' Cha'alt module The Good Symka'arian, which rubbed me the wrong way and prompted me to write, well... SOMEthing.  It didn't go well. Contains puerile language, childish imagery and some shit that's in VERY poor taste. It was meant as a CTRL-LEFT rant to zal ALT-RIGHT rave but ended up a hopeless mish-mash... 

(Just don't death-threaten me about it, okay?)